Tuesday, October 18, 2011

I WANT TO SUCK....


I want to suck your bloooooooooooooooood... Edward Cullen!
I've been in the Halloween spirit lately, so I decided to get a little ridiculous on Picnik. You guys know I love myself some Picnik action!

Yes, that's how I have been spending this week. Seriously, I have been on picnik, creating funky photos and sending them to all my friends - who now probably hate me not to add. I love my job, what can I say?

I just booked a weekend away for Jon and I in Niagara Falls. As of today, we have 3 weeks left. Do you understand how much that sucks? But aside from my sporadic moments of insanity and full-out bawling, Jon and I have been making sure to enjoy every last second that we have together. We really have established our relationship and I feel like we're stronger then ever. 6 months is a long time and anything can happen, but at least we can both have the satisfaction that we enjoyed our time together when we had the chance.

I have so many silly photos to show you guys, but I will save that for another post. I am just about to head to my doctors to get my heroin (B12 shots) and then I will probably head to Jon's to cook him some dinner so he has it when he gets off work.

Man, I'm such a nice girlfriend. I clean his apartment, cook him food, do his laundry... but I don't scrub his toilet! I won't even touch it to put the seat down if he leaves it up. Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! I'd rather piss my pants then touch that thing! Jon must cringe when he hears me scream, "JONNNNNN" when I walk into the bathroom. "What!?"
...."Can you come and put down the seat?!"
"Why can't you do it?"
"ITS YUCKY!"

I always get the joke (he's actually not kidding) from him... "How are you complaining to me about the seat being up in MY house? Why don't YOU put the seat up every time you're done for me?" Good point.... but I win! Put the seat down!

Listen, dude... if I wanted to touch a toilet seat... I'd be a plumber...


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